Panic

Finding the AFL meat market all a bit depressing/confusing/addictive? With club movers and shakers in a panic, holding our future happiness in their hands, I thought I’d find some inspiration from the equally depressing/confusing/addictive Smiths to get me through… to the draft. After all, as Moz says, meat is murder. Panic on the streets of…

Still a happy team at Hawthorn?

When your list surgery cuts deep you risk hitting an artery. Sam Mitchell and Luke Hodge have been the lifeblood of one of the all-time great teams of any era.  The imminent transitioning to life without the two champion leaders was always going to be a challenge for the Hawks’ brains trust. Whether moving Mitchell onto West…

Collingwood v West Coast; More Darce, less farce

Peter Moore was a freak.  The Nic Nat of a bygone era, only a better footballer. As a ruckman he bounded round the ground like a gazelle playing two or three roles at once.  It’s little wonder the 198cm blond collected two Brownlows, back when ruckmen were still eligible. Darcy Moore is freakish. In flashes the young…

Collingwood v Fremantle: Low

As a self confessed Bowiefile, one can’t help but align a certain soundtrack to this mid season Friday night clash between lowly combatants Collingwood and Fremantle. Drifting into my solitude the stark, desolate soundscapes of Warszawa, Art Decade, Weeping Wall and Subterraneans circled my mind and figuratively around a cavernous MCG ‘filled’ by 20,000 frigid faithful.  Not since 1940…

Collingwood v Geelong; It was fair dinkum unbelievable

He could have stuffed it up five different ways, the lanky Yank, receiving the ball in space forward of centre with the game on a knife’s edge.  Had Mason Cox grown up sharing a Sherrin in Langwarrin I reckon he would have overthunk the options.  The pressure and adrenaline of the moment would have won…

Collingwood v Essendon; A hiding to nothing

Pre-game nerve settlers at the Prince Patrick with my mate ‘Tarpey’ (as in the battling backman from our Vic Park days) are generally reserved for auspicious occasions such as Prelims and Grand Finals. It’s ANZAC Day 2016 but those heady days of Magpie relevance are fading into the mid distance. Even the pub is further than I recall from…

Has the AFL drawn the wrong conclusion?

Call me weird but I love draws. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t will them to happen on a regular basis. But on the odd occasion when the siren is met with conflicted emotions and that eerie silence, to me it’s a true reflection of life. You win, you lose, but most of the time…

Collingwood v Richmond: Ya gotta larf

It’s April Fool’s Day and I wake to learn Ronnie Corbett has sadly fallen off his stool. I am reminded of the famous comedian again this night when Collingwood opens proceedings like one of Corbett’s signature jokes; good intentions notwithstanding, it’s the incessant detours and sidetracks which leave viewers guffawing. The punchline remains distant as the second quarter heads…

What’s Old Pussycat?

It’s not unusual for the AFL to use the Grand Final entertainment as a means to demonstrate just how in-touch they are with the general football loving demographic.  Year after year we’re astounded by their canny choice of headlining act. It is after all “one of the biggest issues facing the AFL each year,” according…

Welcome to football’s industrial age

As published by The Footy Almanac, 20 August 2015 “Life expectancy today worldwide is more than twice as high as it was when the Industrial Revolution began. However, the quality of life has increased only for a small percentage of humanity, with a very small percentage in control of the majority of resources.” Wikipedia So…

Remembering Hafey’s Heroes

As published by The Footy Almanac, 13 August 2015 From the deepest recesses of my mind I can extract fleeting memories of football as a small child.  By football I mean Collingwood. These memories hark back to the t-shirt Tommy (Hafey) era, when a mixed bag of young guns combined with recycled has-beens and never-wases to routinely make grand…

Era, era on the wall; 2011 –

Part 9 – Whatever it takes “Right now everyone’s angry and they’re angry for 100 different reasons.” Collingwood President Eddie McGuire, August 2015 Since Jock McHale was a boy players played because they enjoyed it and watchers watched because they loved it.  Footy was a diversion, an emotional outlet, a way of feeling connected to a tribe and like-minded people. …